Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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