I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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