no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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