next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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