Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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