so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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