Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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