If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
sex in a hospital.. check
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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