I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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