So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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