No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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