i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
