had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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