More tranny stories later!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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