i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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