Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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