Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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