All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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