he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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