his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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