No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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