Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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