haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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