i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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