i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just invented taco cereal.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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