I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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