I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
