That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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