If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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