Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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