last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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