Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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