Is it normal to miss your booty call?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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