3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My pussy is not your playground.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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