Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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