Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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