Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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