I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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