so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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