So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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