sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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