They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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