yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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