somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
How external is "for external use only"?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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