yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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