I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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