I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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