He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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