Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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