If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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