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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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