How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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