OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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